Thursday, January 28, 2010

STYLE 101: The bigger the V Neck, the bigger the WANKER



Greetings People,

There are certain things every man who walks the earth should be very wary of when it comes to fashion. One of those things, you guessed it is the Deep V Neck T shirt. It is Dictatin’ Life’s opinion that only WANKS wear these shirts!

These types of guys love themselves and their bodies so much that their masculinity has to be questioned. All they seem to be concerned with is the best way to show off their pecks. It must be all that testosterone which oozes from their bodies that has somehow convinced them to wear such a piece of trash. It's ironic considering the Deep V neck is such a feminine piece of clothing. Normally guys who are inclined to hit the gym hard, slam a few protein shakes and wax their chests are the kind of Wankers that have embraced the V neck craze. Even some skinny, rake thin American Apparel model lookalikes who think they can pull it off fail and fall into the WANK category also. Not as bad as the former but still WANK none the less. American Apparel has a lot to answer for as they were one of the first to start the Deep V neck trend!

Sure small V neck shirts are acceptable and actually great in plain colours, especially Blacks and Whites. Dictatin’ Life recommends these especially when worn with a pair of jeans. It’s a classic look and you can’t go wrong. The Deep V Neck, however, screams I love my self more then I could ever love anyone else and above all is a major turn off for women. No really, and I have some proof in form of this pretty hilarious post I stumbled across from Mia Ricci (the link to her post is below). If a guy is willing to show that much skin than he may as well wear a tank top instead!



http://women.gearlive.com/girlsnark/article/q308-mens-fashion-turn-off-1-the-deep-v-thanks-american-apparel/

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