Greetings People,
Some one who is smoking hot like Megan Fox (even her name is oozes sex appeal) surely couldn’t be a genius right? Her best traits were god-given so to speak; a flawlessly symmetrical face, a ripped body and piercing green eyes that could cut you in two. She surely couldn't have also been blessed with defining traits which make up the core of pure genius?
Well people, surprise, surprise, she might just be the ultimate package, an almost near perfect specimen? Maybe she was part of a science experiment which endeavoured to create the embodiment of perfection (mind and body)? Lets just hope she is indeed human and not the product of robotic creation which might be happening in dingy labs around the world. My curiosity was first aroused as I was reading some news stories on the internet, then I soon became distracted by the entertainment section hovering in the corner of the page with Fox’s picture predictably catching my eye. The picture had a caption which read: Megan Fox says dumb stuff. I clicked on the link and then started reading all the supposed dumb things she has said while in the media spotlight.
Now here in lies the fascination. I believe Megan's cutting comments are actually that of pure GENIUS and her sharp displays of witty banter have fooled many a WANKER out there. You see, instead of being yet another boring celebrity that has nothing interesting to say, she prefers to speak her mind in an extremely tongue in cheek way. Fox is actually giving in to the misconception that she is just another ‘pretty girl’ with no brains but, could she be playing a joke on us all with a tremendous use of ironic word play? People should pay closer attention. This girl is a crack up. Here are some of her memorable quotes to date. I have given them all headings.
HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL
Fox said: "Ok, well let me tell you what [High School Musical] is really about. High School Musical is about this group of boys who are all being molested by the basketball coach, who is Zac Efron's dad. It's about them struggling to cope with this molestation. And they have these little girlfriends, who are their beards. Oh, and somehow there's music involved. You have to get stoned to watch it."
Fox could be right. I always thought the film was a little creepy, don’t you agree? What kind of girl with a hollow head could read sub text like this? That yes, films like this are actually pure evil, designed to brainwash children of the world to start singing like kids on crack (or copious amounts of energy drinks), all in an effort to suppress child hood trauma such as molestation? I get where you are going with this Megan, don't worry.
MEN CAN BE STUPID
Fox said: "Robert Pattinson and Zac - they're just too pretty with the big hair and the suits. And Rob is, what, 22? Zac is 21? That's a joke. Boys in their twenties are a waste of time. They have nothing to offer conversationally; they're immature. I feel like I have a better shot with someone in his thirties."
This is hardly a stupid comment and actually voices what women are always complaining about. That men are way more immature than women who are the same age. Why do you think that 90210 wash up, Brian Austin Green struck it lucky. Hello people!! If Fox was just like all those other young celebrity girls out there she would be dating a version of Zac Effron instead, right? But the true GENIUS in this quote is that dudes with big hair are maybe a little too self involved? Don't worry guys, I like the quiff hairstyle also. Fox is just hard to please and likes her men old school with shaved heads.
THE ZAC ATTACK
Fox said: "Zac Efron is my obsession, we're the same person. We're not actually here, it's like Janet and Michael Jackson. He just puts on his wig and a dress, and it's me, and you don't know that. It's one of the greatest mysteries of all time."
Oh Megan, and all this time you let us believe that you hated that mop haired surfer boy. In fact Fox like a true GENIUS makes us laugh our socks off while using irony to trick us all into thinking she hates this guy but really is probably close friends with him. Although the fact she would choose to be close with the Zac Attack does lose her points, she however wins many more points for her erratic and comically misleading quotes.
BRIAN, FOR ART THOU BRIAN
Fox said: "I wouldn't regret my "Brian" tattoo if we weren't together. I can always have a kid and name him Brian. There are options."
How is this stupid? Please, the girl clearly is a thinker and a problem solver, like a true GENIUS should be. I think calling your kid Brian is a small price to pay for a failed romantic gesture. Johnny Depp another GENIUS made the same mistake with Winona Ryder and then beautifully covered it up by changing the tattoo to “Wino Forever” after they split up. I believe he is very fond of Pinot noir so it worked out just fine. GENIUS!
TRANSFORMERS/J.T.T.
Fox said: "Starscream is the sexiest Transformer. Why? Cause he just is. Why is Simba (from ‘The Lion King’) sexy? He just was. Maybe it was because Jonathan Taylor Thomas was the voice. I can't tell you. It's something I just feel."
Like most GENIUSES', she has a soft spot for J.T.T. (Jonathan Taylor Thomas). Men and women alike equally appreciate the acting gifts he bestowed upon us in nineties cult classic ‘Home Improvement’ and are quite saddened by the fact that apart from the odd appearance in ‘Smallville’ and showing up in one episode of the awesome 'Veronica Mars' he is nowhere to be seen these days. Fox understands that J.T.T.'s finest work must not go unnoticed. If only others understood like she does.
GOLDEN GLOBES
Fox said on the red carpet at the Golden Globes: "I am pretty sure I am a doppelganger for Alan Alda. I'm a tranny. I'm a man. I'm so painfully insecure. I'm on the verge of vomiting now. I am so horrified that I am here, and embarrassed. I'm scared."
Ok well, that's just hilarious and a GENIUS is funny...
BISEXULALITY
Fox said: "I think people are born bisexual and they make subconscious choices based on the pressures of society. I have no question in my mind about being bisexual. But I'm also a hypocrite: I would never date a girl who is bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I'd never sleep with a girl who had slept with a man."
Shit, this is deep philosophical stuff. So we all have a choice to be either gay or straight but initially we want the best of both worlds? It’s an interesting take on the origins of our sexual identities. Like a GENIUS she admits to being a hypocrite, because lets face it we all are and only a WANKER would say that they are never a hypocrite. We certainly can’t argue with her comment about guys being filthy. She has claimed to have only slept with two ever. Possibly because she can't find many clean ones. She has explained that it's really to do with the L word and consequently how hard it is to find that connection with someone I guess, yes only two men to date. And yes she won’t sleep with you unless she loves you. Her words pretty much.
So people you should stop calling her a slag. She obviously wants to pick and choose guys wisely and getting freaky with another girl who has slept with lots of guys means that she would also have been intimate with them in a strange third person kind of way. Sure she has some slightly anal retentive predispositions from the nature of these comments but they totally put to shame any thoughts she’s a hussy. Megan Fox is a totally deceptive package. (Anal retentive people also tend to be geniuses by the way)...
MICHEAL BAY
Fox said: "Michael Bay (Transformers director) wants to be like Hitler on his sets, and he is. So he's a nightmare to work for."
Of course he is Megan. A WANKER like Bay who tortures us all with his mundane Hollywood garbage would be a struggle for any GENIUS to work with. After all you and Shia Labeouf saved the film from being as bad as all his other ones.
In conclusion Megan Fox is clearly misunderstood by the majority of the media and public. At this stage in her career, yes it is her looks which get the most attention but more importantly people should start to open their eyes and discover the GENIUS qualities Fox possesses. For now, stay tuned for more classic quotes from the stunning brunette.
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